Highway to Helv

notyouraverageharlot replied to your photo: This is my “upon further discussion, they want me…

doll, isn’t this is a good thing?

Yeah, it is.

It came as a surprise though. The timetable we had set in place was always longer than 5 years. So I was shocked and overwhelmed about the amount of stuff that has to change in the next two years. My head spins thinking about it.

Meghan is one of the kindest, most inviting people on the Tumbls. You know this though. Anyone who has come in contact with her knows this.

Everyone wish this great girl a Happy Birthday.

Tumblr Crushes:

• notyouraverageharlot
• titsandsass
• cannibalqueenn
• elleyeah56
• emilyinyellow
• husky-jon
• vanillatice
• quetaratara
• mspixiestyx

I rarely look at this list and I’ve definitely never posted one.

100% accurate though. These are all great tumblr folks.

We are all forever indebted to you for making this event happen. The venue, the organization, the nametags. All of it. The world needs planners, and lord knows most of us aren’t that.

On a more personal note, I want to thank you both for pushing me to come to DC and introducing me to a few more people on Friday. Sometimes I need that extra nudge and y’all came through for me there.

That being said, I feel bad we didn’t spend more time together and that’s why I rode along to get that sweet tea with you on Saturday.

You’re both fantastic girls. Jen, mittens up for Michigan. Meghan, go Sox.

notyouraverageharlot replied to your photo: GPOYW. I just spent like 45 minutes writing a…

“Checked out like a fucking library book.” - Andrew

Hahaha. Yup, totally said that yesterday.

notyouraverageharlot replied to your post: Five For Friday

1) Is the extra layer of don’t-give-a-fuck warm? 2) Yes. 3) Jealous. 4) Playa playa. Yes I just said that. 5) DC! HUGS IN A WEEK

1) Yes. It is toasty and making work bearable today.
2) That song may or may not be in my iTunes. 
3) Wings should always make people jealous. Also, parm garlic is their top-selling sauce, or so I heard.
4) Sometimes I’m a “playa” in the casino, but more likely I’m the guy with headphones in, grumbling obscenities at a slot machine.
5) HUGS IN A WEEK. I will try not to squirm away too much. 

notyouraverageharlot replied to your post: Somebody in my phone has until 8 o’clock to return…

DRIVE TO SYRACUSE

I’d totally come drink with you and Michelle, but alas, geography.

Someone should really start working on that teleportation shit.

notyouraverageharlot replied to your post: Oh. Blood is draining out of my ear. This will be…

Are you ok??

I have an ear infection and got antibiotics for it Thursday night. Woke up this morning to an earful of blood. Monitoring the situation accordingly…