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26, Parts Unknown. Mark McGrath doesn't care for my shenanigans. My statues don't crumble for him. KIK ahelvie |
Onthebubble, I haz all the Skittles.
Nom and such.
onthebubble replied to your photo: Ugh to starting a new week. I always get pensive…
I just want to lick your face.
So you must know about my rare genetic disorder that makes my skin taste like chocolate chip cookies.
Friday smile-type thing for onthebubble.
It always looks somewhat fake when I smile with my teeth.
onthebubble replied to your post: Oops.
Facebook is the devil. I deleted mine bc of idiotic trolls who post BS on their pages and then act like self righteous assholes to everyone else.
It was kind of my fault. Usually I censor myself a great deal on there because A) people are uber touchy and B) I don’t need calls from my mother every other day asking why I ended up the way I did.
Sometimes a marginal one slips through the cracks and even less often someone decides to be a sanctimonious little jagoff about it. Whatever, the people who really know me tend to think I’m a good guy with a warped perspective.
onthebubble replied to your post: Name Meme
OMG I love Hamburger Helpie. ;)
I hated that one the most because a group of really dumb guys in my high school came up with it. A couple years ago, some random girl I didn’t remember came up and said “Hey aren’t you that Hamburger Helpie kid?” :|
PICS!
If there’s anything “pic-worthy”, I’m going to be in the fetal position!
up early as dicks on a saturday. I’M ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT! see you soon, michigan.
1. There was a cat on my plane. It took up a seat. I would say having a live animal in the plane is worse than a small child.
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Why do I even own this
when a person is oblivious to their post’s blatant hypocrisy and they look like a giant ass.
All this parenting talk made me really sad. Like, it brings up things emotionally in me that I’ve tried to hide and continue to hide.
OK. DEEP...
I need the weekend to be here already. So tired.
today is my friday, motherfuckers! PUNKPIXIETITS 2013 IS ALMOST UPON US!!!
I’m pretty sure this filter isn’t for almost albino people unless you’re in to having the majority of your face disappear.