Highway to Helv

I love fanaticism like this.

• I think Dexter is an average show at best. Season 4 was good, but I lost interest. Something, something dark passenger. 
• The Lord of the Rings movies were too long and too based in fantasy for me. Fell asleep.
• Boondock Saints, Drive, Fight Club. These are overhyped movies.
• Bacon isn’t that great. I order sausage links with breakfast. 
• I kinda have a thing for Taylor Swift. Her music is fairly meh, but I have a soft spot for tall, waif-ish blondes. I think she’s attractive. 
• I like the Red Sox and the Patriots. I don’t live in New England. Don’t care. 
• Way over zombie everything. Super into mummies though. 
• Journey sucks. Stop believing. 
• Stop watching Honey Boo Boo ironically. You still add to their ratings and their ad dollars.
• The Big Bang Theory is a terrible show. I’m not even sure this is opposite popular opinion. 

Kris created one of these lists, so I felt inspired.

titsandsass replied to your photo: Hi.

I LOVE YOUR FACE

LIKEWISE, KRIS.

FYI, if the Tigers lose in the playoffs, I’m fully supporting the Natitude cause.

titsandsass replied to your post: So, um,

WHAT

Yeah apparently they weren’t using the 7-second delay correctly and they showed the guy running near some beach or dune (from a helicopter camera), pull out a gun and put one through his head.

Sheperd Smith was going “get off it get off it get off it” but it was too late.

Totally messed up.

titsandsass replied to your post: Shootin Some Tuesday Bullets

let’s go to fenway and boo the red sox!

Hush with that booing talk.

But really, you, Elle, and I should go!

Tumblr Crushes:

• notyouraverageharlot
• titsandsass
• cannibalqueenn
• elleyeah56
• emilyinyellow
• husky-jon
• vanillatice
• quetaratara
• mspixiestyx

I rarely look at this list and I’ve definitely never posted one.

100% accurate though. These are all great tumblr folks.

titsandsass replied to your post: OMG Click This

totally had to google juggalos. none of those people are ever getting laid. ever.

You didn’t know what juggalos were?! I went to high school with at least a dozen. The Midwest sucks…

Ladies,

Kris— For whatever reason, I thought you were intimidating by reading your Tumblr over the past few weeks. I could not have been more wrong. You were AWESOME to hang out with on Sunday. Jurassic Park ringtone, an appreciation for baseball…to quote: thrust.

Elle— You are a delight and I totally didn’t expect you to be at this tweet-up. Talk about a welcome surprise. Not only do you love the Sox, but you also drive a Jeep. Can’t get any better than that.

Thanks for talking us into the baseball game; I loved going into Camden in our Boston gear. Per your advice, I’ll try to be less high-strung. Thank you for the ride to Baltimore and for a great afternoon.